Skertjie

Ok guys, Just when you think that life can not get ANY weirder the following happens: Last night as I was sitting watching TV with one of my friends, her roommate walks into the house. The roommate in question's name is Gerinda. Gerinda just came back from some game lodge or another where she was invited as editor of Ynot Magazine to attend the book launch of Steve Hofmeyr - oh the joy! Anyway, (as if that wasn't enough torture) she wakes up in the middle of the night with a bug in her ear! Now, people we are talking eight legged, 4 eyed, creature here. It crawled in deep enough and was busy pawing her eardrum ... uh huh ... So, the

Mmmkay! How does it happen that there exist stuff like space travel, cell phones, Quantam Physics, Internet banking, cloning and plastic surgery ... and medical science STILL can't find a cure for the common cold?? What is up with that?? Does the virus mutate along with us? Does this specific type of amoeba know what we're up to and just mutate 3 steps ahead? Can anyone help me here?? I have had the worst weekend ... you know what kind I mean .. the kind where absolutely EVERYTHING hurts, where you can't get up - and yet you have to .. where you're running out of tissues and toilet paper faster than a forest fire! And yes, speaking of fi

Ever had that feeling that the meaning of all that has happened in the past couple of days will soon be revealed? Or not? I mean, what are the odds that on one day I almost de-thumb my right hand, a proposal made to me by a family member .. was rethought and pulled back, and that I get "dumped" by my almost boyfriend - when it was MY idea to do the dumping in the f***ing first place?! Oh, after he wined and dined me first ... what the hell? Here I was thinking that we are having a lovely time ... okay, okay, .. he refused to touch me even once --- that should have been a pretty good clue right there, but nooooooooooo ... this little girl